The Sixth Day reads like it was written by someone who watched the news for hours, then flipped channels between a Bond movie and an episode of Mr.Robot, before glancing at a history book (not read a history book just glanced at it), then fell asleep with their head in a thesaurus and when they woke up the next day at two in the morning, they wrote the first plot that came to mind, which for some reason has vampires in it.
The Title The Sixth Day refers to the book being broken up into sections referred to as days, the first day Tuesday till the sixth day Sunday. There is no discernible reason for this. What day it is plays no part in the story nor does the fact it takes place over six days.
There are a few writing quirks, mainly in dialogue, that can make parts of the book confusing to read. The character speaking is introduced before they start talking, unlike how most books have the dialogue followed by the name of the character speaking. Characters also monologue instead of converse. They frequently ask and answer their own questions making it hard to tell how many people are talking.
The lines spoken by the characters are also very unnatural sounding. In the book a character says, “Your brains are so….limited. you see and understand so very little. Yet again, I have found that true of so many of my fellow human beings.” This line is a sample of the average dialogue. The terrible lines are the best part of this book, if you want to read it as a so bad its good book.
A gimmick this book uses is inserting historical figures into the story. My favorite is when Heinrich Himmler appears as the modern vice chancellor of Germany. He is in the story for three-and-a half pages, the only thing he does is think about how he is planning to team up with ISIS to take over Germany. Once he is done letting the reader know he is evil, he immediately dies and doesn’t effect the plot. This brings up a question that hangs over most of the historical figures, why this person? They never do anything unique to the person they are supposed to be, so they can be replaced with anyone and it wouldn’t change the story.
The actual plot of the story is just silly. It starts with a major hack on the British government, that doesn’t effect anything after the leak has been closed. Once the hacking plot line is tied up, we move to a story about a crazy person who thinks he’s a vampire, kidnapping a woman because a magic book written in twin talk (which is a real language in this story) told him to.
This book is considered a thriller, but there is nothing thrilling about it. The reader is given too much information for there to be ambiguity in how events will play out. The story can be entertaining for its terrible dialogue and bizarre story but without any tension its too boring to recommend.